Just when you thought you’d heard everything, along comes an updated list of lame excuses workers gave for playing hooky. If only they’d applied this much creativity, time and effort to their actual jobs.
- I’m too drunk to drive to work
- I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work
- I’m too fat to get in my work pants
- God didn’t wake me
- The ghosts in the house kept me up all night
- My cow bit me
- I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet
- I forgot I was getting married today
SOURCE: MSN Careers/CareerBuilder.com (Rosemary Haefner)